Friday, March 12, 2010

If You STILL Run Out of Time...

Life Complications ~ Part 4


...then this planet is not right for you...anymore

Yups. For all humans out there who are currently having trouble fitting homework AND breathing into one day, your life has just taken a turn for the worse...
Apparently the earthquake that shook Chile took not only human lives, but also TIME.
How?
Well, for some scientific reason, an Earth day is now about 1.26 microseconds (that's 0.00000126 seconds) shorter.

Not only that, but apparently NOW they decide to tell us that earthquakes are not the ONLY thing that can change the length of days...so does Global Warming, Tides, Trees, and Glaciers (or in this case, lack thereof).

Luckily for us (or at least some of us) March Break is finally here, and I suggest this would be a good time to breath lots while you still have the time for it.

So to pretty much sum it off, there are good news and bad news.
The bad news is that you'll be very ... hurried ... for oxygen.
The good news? Apparently "No Time" is now a completely valid and understood reasoning to missing deadlines.

Sadly to say, not all inhabitants see this change the way we do.
Dogs are now all on homework-less diets...and some of them are NOT happy...

Popping over to Pluto doesn't sound that bad anymore, does it?

Today's Surroundings: Rainy Skies
Today's Object: Hourglass
Today's Feelings: Baby Blue