Tuesday, April 20, 2010

If its Too Good to be True, it Probably Isn't True!

Life Complications ~ Part 8

Yes yes, you heard it!
According to the new study, everything that is too good to be true is NOT true...
That means oxygen isn't real, because its too awesome to be real.


However, do not freak out, this just proves that we humans are not confident enough of ourselves, so we credit oxygen when we need to explain why we can be alive. Thus, now that we have proven oxygen to not exist, that means we are awesomer than we thought we were before...


Which means...
We're too good to be true...so we're NOT real...right...?


Don't question my logic...



ANYWAYS, before someone accidentally dies from my perfectly logical thinking, allow me to explain this reasoning a bit more...


According to this News Item, many of the awesome wildlife pictures we see in advertisements, magazines, on TV shows, commercials, etc (you know, the ones that make us tremble with excitement and terror) are actually not real.
According to the website, animal-related magazines like National Geographic, use "Game Farms" in which animals are brought, to create their exotic and "Up-Close-And-Personal" pictures of wolves, bears, and whatever else they can get their hands on.

I've always wondered how the photographers just happened to be right there at the right moment...
Now I know...

Today's Surroundings: Drops of Sunshine
Today's Object: Snowflakes
Today's Feelings: Pale Pink

PS: These are just personal views, meant to hopefully humor some people and maybe put thoughts into others, so please do not use my views in court (you will fail most horribly if you do).