Thursday, August 5, 2010

Hay Hey!

Language Complications ~ Part 10
Life Complications ~ Part 12

Have you ever thought how life would be like if humans had no water and oxygen?
Quite a scary thought, isn't it?

But have you ever wondered how life would turn out if humans had no sense of humor?
The results would be a lot more disastrous.
Here's an example:
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Person 1: Hey
Person 2: Hay is for Horses!
Person 1: I didn't say Hay, I said Hey! Hey and hay are not related you dunce!
Person 2: ...

See my point?
But if you really think about it, hay isn't only for horses.
Hay is also for cows, sheep, pigs, chickens, goats, llamas, geese, bulls, giraffes, tigers, and ducks.
Although not everyone eats it, right?
Hay is also for allergies, so technically speaking, it is also for people!

On the other hand, hey is only for people.
Kind of unfair, in my personal opinion.

Be kind to animals! They share their hay, so you should share yours too!

Today's Surroundings: Dora's Number Mountain
Today's Object: Used tissue
Today's Feelings: Sepia