December is the season of joy and giving...
Happy (mostly belated) Holidays!
By reading this, you have now signed a non-existing contract (ah, the magic of Christmas can do strange things) forcing you to smile at the next person you meet/see/pass and compliment/greet them. If you do not comply, I will be very sad and may flood the world with my tears (which will be very salty and may also drown a few polar bears).
Best Wishes to you, wherever you are!