Friday, July 9, 2010

Humans are Lazy Animals

Life Complications ~ Part 11

We are known for being the most un-conservative organic beings in the world (as far as we know, anyways). Have you ever thought of how much energy you can save by becoming less lazy and working to make your own things instead of having technology do it for you?
Its probably healthy-er too...

Think of this:
On my table I have a huge (HUGE) fluorescent light that keeps my work area (aka homework + computer). This light probably uses quite a bit of energy, and in a day, I am required to turn it on/off at least 2 times.
Thus, my life is: *click* homework *click* dinner *click* homework *click* sleep
By using this light, I will receive a very muscled and toned finger.

If we went the less lazy way, and made our own light (through fire or some other means), it might be more interesting...we would be making our own fires.
My live will become: *makefiresweatpantdie* homework *homeworkgetsburnt* redo homework *blowsoutfire* dinner *makefiresweatpantdie* homework *fallsasleepandgetsBBQed* maybe doing homework should be allowed to use technology...I mean, the other way is way too dangerous...
However, some other things, such as making coffee and atomic bombs, we should do on our own, to save energy and be more conservative. Its easy!

If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days, you would have produced enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee.
If you fart consistently for 6 years and 9 months, enough gas is produced to create the energy of an atomic bomb.

Start yelling and farting, and keep the world green!

Today's Surroundings: Music Room
Today's Object: Lychee(s)
Today's Feelings: Lime Green